Terms of Service

Last updated: July 8, 2026

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using bentoverclub.com ("the Website"), you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the Website.

2. Nature of Content

Bent Over Club is a satirical business commentary and editorial opinion website. All articles, commentary, and analysis published on this Website represent editorial opinion based on publicly available information and cited sources.

The content on this Website is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and equivalent freedom of expression protections under European law, including Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights.

Nothing published on this Website constitutes:

3. Editorial Standards

All factual claims in our articles are sourced from public records, court filings, SEC documents, news reporting, and other verifiable sources. Sources are cited inline within articles and listed in the Sources section of each article.

Editorial commentary, analysis, humor, and satire are clearly distinguishable from factual reporting. Sections labeled "In Defense of" and "Sonny Jr. Esq." commentary represent editorial opinion, not statements of fact.

If you believe any factual claim on this Website is inaccurate, please contact us at sonny@bentoverclub.com with the specific claim and your supporting evidence. We will review and correct verified errors promptly.

4. Fair Use and Commentary

This Website engages in commentary, criticism, and satire of public figures, public companies, and publicly documented business decisions. Such commentary is protected under the fair use doctrine (17 U.S.C. § 107) and fair dealing provisions in applicable jurisdictions.

We use publicly available information, court records, SEC filings, and news reports as the basis for our commentary. We do not publish private information about individuals not already in the public record.

5. "Sonny Jr., Esq." Persona

"Sonny Jr., Esq." is a fictional editorial persona and mascot of Bent Over Club. Sonny Jr., Esq. is not a real attorney, does not provide legal advice, and is not licensed to practice law in any jurisdiction. Any references to "Attorney at Law" or "legal counsel" in connection with this persona are satirical and should not be construed as an offer of legal services.

6. Reader Polls

Reader polls on this Website are for entertainment and engagement purposes only. Poll responses are stored in your browser's localStorage and are not collected, transmitted, or stored by us. Poll results do not represent scientific surveys or statistically significant data.

7. Newsletter

By subscribing to our "Fumble of the Week" newsletter, you consent to receive periodic emails from Bent Over Club via our newsletter provider Beehiiv. You can unsubscribe at any time using the unsubscribe link in each email. See our Privacy Policy for details on how we handle your email address.

8. Intellectual Property

All original content on this Website — including articles, editorial commentary, design, layout, and the Sonny Jr., Esq. character — is the intellectual property of Bent Over Club. You may share links to our articles and quote brief excerpts (under 100 words) for commentary or review purposes with proper attribution and a link back to the original article.

You may not reproduce entire articles, scrape our content for use in AI training datasets, or republish our work without written permission.

9. Third-Party Links

Our articles contain links to external sources (news articles, court filings, SEC documents, books). We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, or availability of third-party websites. Links are provided for source verification and reader convenience.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

This Website is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of any content. We are not liable for any decisions made based on information found on this Website.

11. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Bent Over Club and its operators shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of, or inability to use, this Website or its content.

12. Corrections Policy

We take factual accuracy seriously. If we discover or are informed of a factual error, we will correct it promptly and note the correction in the article. To report an error, contact sonny@bentoverclub.com.

13. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Poland, without regard to conflict of law principles. For users outside the EU, any disputes shall be resolved under the jurisdiction of Polish courts.

14. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update these Terms at any time. The "Last updated" date reflects the most recent revision. Continued use of the Website after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.

15. Contact

For questions about these Terms of Service:
Email: sonny@bentoverclub.com
Website: bentoverclub.com